Category: Joke Board
* We got off the Titanic first.
Smile
* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses
* We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
* We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.
* We don’t have to get our strength up between sessions...and it’s much easier for us to get "some" in the first place.
* Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours.
* We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
* We can cry and get off speeding fines.
* We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers......
* Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
* Taxis stop for us.
* We’ve never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
* We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
Speak for yourself, lol.
Jen.
definitely